Happy Halloween
What's scarier than Saw II? The first half grade I got for this blog. Apparently vulgarity and obscenity can only take you so far. NEXT!

• Sorry about the picture, it was the scariest one I could find.
• Speaking of Halloween...what's up with 99% of girls costumes? You either fall in three categories...1) Cat/Mouse/Bunny/Some "cute" animal 2) the Good vs. Evil theme Angel/Devil or Good Cop/Bad Cop 3) Cowgirl. I'm not complaining because this holiday's sole purpose is to allow girls to dress as provocatively as possible without other girls calling them sluts. But c'mon, you put on a pair of horns and a red top and all of a sudden you're satan? Halloween has lost its originality.
• White Sox win the WS. I thought I was going to feel good for them. I guess I was wrong.
• Browns lost to the Texans, to the Texans.....to the Texans. Yes, to the Texans.
• The Jackets have climbed into 3rd place. Never too early for their playoff push!
• Grey's Anatomy is the new show. DH is out. Grey is in.
• NBA season gets underway tomorrow. Buy stock in Armani and look for the new line of Roc-a-Wear suits.
• Killa Cam gets shot and spits on a remix record 5 days later. That's why I rep for the Dipset. Check it out here.
• Talan is the epitome of a loser. How do you fail to graduate high school in Laguna Beach? All the other characters seemed to do it easily. Classic loser response too..."I don't even care. I'm just going to get my G.E.D. Just as good." No it's not. Getting a GED is admitting you're a moron. If you don't get the GED and then start your own business and become successful, at least you have a rags to riches inspirational story. But he's obviously not coming from any rags. His best bet now is to start selling coke hardcore and get locked up for 3 years. That way he comes back with some street cred.
• Professors who take attendance at 8 am classes have no soul.
• Why did it take so long for sex offenders not being allowed to pass out candy to become a law?
• The Blogger spell check is the worst in corrective spelling assistance history. Prime example...it doesn't consider the word "blog" as a word.
• Short blog, move to come on Wed.