New Format!
Ok, here's the deal. Each new posting will be equipped with several headlines. Under the headlines will be bullet points. Ranging in topics from the Indians to Rachel Ray's latest $40 a Day show. I encourage you to read the entire post, but I feel this will allow you to skim through the crap you don't want to waste your time on. Soooo, as Tony Yayo would say....."here we go!"

Wedge gets tossed as Broussard leads the Tribe comeback

• You know you're a bad umpire when?.......some loser college guy can tell your strike zone sucks just by listening to the game on the radio. Which is the reason manager Eric Wedge was arguing with home plate umpire Larry Vanover, who eventually ejected him.
• Broussard hit two homers in the game. A two-run job in the 7th to tie the game and a go-ahead three run dong in the 8th to seal it. Excellent work my friend.
• The Indians win, along with the Yanks winning as well, keeps the Tribe 1.5 games ahead in the AL wild card standings.

Laguna Beach Sound Off

• Finally got caught up on the show this evening. (had to miss last night's due to MNF. which was spectacular by the way. the browns and eagles have the same record! daaaah.)
• What is Jason's deal? I can't figure out if he's a jerk/idiot or just genuinely doesn't care. Jessica and Alex M. are getting sooooo plaaaaaayed. For a guy who has absolutely no game except for his sweet chinstrap, he's got some nice pieces of tail wrapped around his finger.
• The producers should mandate at least 3 hot tub/bathing suit scenes in every show.
• Jessica might want to hit up an EPT test because her boobs were not that big in the last season. Although, she could be on the pill.
• A few more things I'd like to point out. a) yes, I realize I'm a dude and watching this show will subject me to endless amounts of criticism from fellow dudes. b) I'm judging people on the show who are all vastly superior to me in looks, but, that's the beauty of a blog....so suck it. I'll try to weigh in on Laguna every week so all you lovely ladies will have something to look forward to.

Odds & Ends

• Ever been walking infront or behind someone, on your way to class, and they are talking unnecessarily loud on their cellphone? Purposely talking that loud so other people around them can hear about how "cool" and "meaningful" their lives are? Two perfect examples:
• A girl talking to her girlfriend "...OMG! Like, did you hear about Stacey and Matt? He, like, totally blew her off last night and now she's like totally upset and I'm like, 'I told you he was an ass'..."; "...I have like sooooooo much stuff to do today, it's insane. I have like three tests tomorrow, a nail appt. at 2, but I still want to go to Kates tonight because it's Lauren's b-day, etc. etc...."
• A guy talking to his boy "...yo dude! I got so f-ing wasted last night! Seriously bro, Balloon was sick! I don't remember how I got home I was so tanked...."; "...that girl was slammin' bro! Did you hit dat?"
• These are just a few examples. I'm sure we've all seen this type of assclown behavior exhibited before. Maybe you're one of the culprits. Guess what, NO ONE CARES! Get off the damn cellphone when you're in public and continue your "urgent" cellphone discussion in private. Common courtesy.
• That being said, if any of you classmates see me acting in this manner, I give you full permission to punch me in the face on the spot. In return, I may do the same to you when you're caught being obnoxious.